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The PerfectScans Roadshow Slaps The Deebweb In The Face

Yes, you read that right, it’s been a long time coming and the voice of sanity you have missed, lost in the wilderness of relays trying to find their way home, to give the answers for those who have been waiting.

1001 one ways to make your head go boom. Deebdotweb has given PS a new home.

PS..is back baby and damn I look more handsome today than I did yesterday. I cannot wait for tomorrow :)

But first things first, its bitch slap time !!

Lets start with Blake Benthall…

Do you remember us contacting you ? do you remember the warning about LE insiders ? do you remember the weeks we devoted to helping you figure who ?

Do you remember the unwavering support the guild was offering you ? New ID, flights, safe houses and yet you cowered alone in your room too scared and stupid to listen to those on your side ? people with vastly more experience, resources and capabilities than you. Yet you sat alone with agents on all sides terrified someone might steal your bitcoins.

Well; you did not listen, you did not take the olive branch and you did not make professional decisions to ensure the future of the silk road or yourself. Greed and fear were you guides and we hope you enjoy your stay.

Oh and SR admin; do you remember when PS said you were all a bunch of Muppets.

We rest our case.

Now; lets bring some light to dark places and re-ignite hope, lets build a new world inside their world and become greater and stronger than before.

Over the next months you, me, us and and them are going to fix the deebweb once and for all !!

As we can no longer function with scam after scam, market seizure after market scam, vendors scams, exit scams, 60+ markets and nobody you can trust.

No Vendor can sustain the constant bonds paid, losses made and blank screens for answers. No customers can continue throwing coins at pretty pictures and comforting themselves that a shitty feedback replaces their lost $$$$. As that same scamming cunt opens a new vendor account tomorrow. New pics, new BS and around we go again.

Markets don’t care, they get their share and only the vendor and the customer meets the cost of loss. While all the while being shamed like pedophiles for smoking some grass.

Seriously !! can 60+ markets with NO idea who is behind, no proven or trusted names ? an almost weekly round of scamming possibly serve the deebweb ? Can we continue to be driven into hiding, losing friends and watching innocent men hang ?

While they protect the child rapers, and pursue us as criminals, using their profits from drugs, fraud, extortion and weapons sales to fund their crusade.

If you are struggling here. The answer is NO.

Lets face it kids. We are being driven into the sea !! And whats more, we are being driven into the sea by the most powerful criminals you have ever seen.

MEMEX comes our way next and ELLIPTIC fires up its clever machine as they convince us tor can be or is already broken, bitcoin is 100% traceable and nobody can avoid their detection.

Don’t Panic !! :) That is what they NEED you to believe. Much like a Rabbi hiding his hardon as he holds a small boy. He NEEDS you to believe god is everywhere, all powerful and always watching.

That way you remain, frozen in headlights, unsure of what is right or wrong and to afraid to question as his hand slips down your pants as he convinces you this is right.

Don’t be that boy !!

Be the boy who realizes that fear is their source of power and kick that kiddly fiddling bitch in his tiny balls and shout; fuck you !

Breathe in the lightening joy of realizing their morality is nothing more than a control program that allows them the freedom to act without consequence and you, the freedom to do nothing more than they say you can.

Enjoy the knowledge that MEMEX can do little else than trawl the deebweb just like google could anyways and eliptic cannot link anything you do not give them to link.

And TOR is not broken nor can it be !! it simply needs our funding and support.

Still unsure ? then ask yourself the following:

Why has not ONE single bust has taken place due to blockchain analysis ?

Without a direct link from market to your own personal name. They are spinning numbers out of their asses. Much like trying to arrest you and say one of those US dollar notes in your pocket was used in a crime 2 years so we are arresting you for it.

Ya, good luck with that officer :)

Next up is the ELLIPTIC crew who are riding a wave of fear and ignorance and hoping to cash in.

With such omnipotent search and trace power ask yourself this;

Is that why the ONLY way they found SR, or indeed ANY tor hidden service is through illegally hacking their way in ? turning those arrested into inside agents or undercover infiltration.

We wont even mention the 2.8MILLION in BITCOINS the FBI stole for their own uses :))

As for the unspeakable treatment of a young man called Ross whose only real crime is defiance, yet he faces twice to three times the sentence of a child killer.

We start to see your governments REAL priorities and ways.

So as we enter into the 3rd year of this war on criminals by criminals I say, stand firm and bring it on.

You bunch of corrupt, retarded asshats too blind, too poorly educated too fucking dumb to realize that your very pay masters are the most criminal elements in our world today. And you stand, gun at your side, badge in hand, proudly representing their special brand of bullshit as opium pours out of Afghanistan in the TONNES loaded into Hercules and due for our streets next week.

NO customs, no checks and the next CIA plane leaves mexico so overloaded with coke, it struggles to maintain altitude as it fly’s the next batch of black ops funding and social engineering goldust into the USA.

Are you tired of this bullshit yet ? are you truly sick of this slave program with one rule for them, one for us ? and we always pay the bills ?

I know you are !! and you are not alone. There are millions of us.

Together we shall design, build, create the greatest human system ever known and you will see a deebweb beyond your imaginations with solid foundations, trusted vendors, trusted clients and the free trade and free choices you deserve.

This is the beginnings of freedom my friends, something we have not tasted for 1000’s of years and it all begins right here, today.

PS shall lead and together we find our promised lands :)

Wait till you see what is coming !!

And Remember: Lucy Loves You



  1. can someone tl;dr this?

    it’s quite difficult to read.

    So far, I can tell they are disappointed that nobody listens to their warnings

  2. “No Vendor can sustain the constant bonds paid, losses made and blank screens for answers. No customers can continue throwing coins at pretty pictures and comforting themselves that a shitty feedback replaces their lost $$$$.”

    Exactly. That’s why we run our own shops, with no greedy middlemen seeking attention like yourself. The age of centralized markets is coming to an end, people finally understood that their vendors care about them more than the markets run by incompetent idiots and scammers. You are no longer needed. You are the past.

    • Sterling Archer

      Right on brother.

      Those on the fence still will realize it soon enough. Most markets now allow vendors once that cheap bond is paid to start FE automatically now. Agora, was the last of it’s kind.

      But. Out of the ashes Arose the Phoenix, the independent Vendors who run their own services. No middle men.

      In the meantime I leave you with this poem. Quite fitting, I think.

      Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

      Whose woods these are I think I know.
      His house is in the village though;
      He will not see me stopping here
      To watch his woods fill up with snow.

      My little horse must think it queer
      To stop without a farmhouse near
      Between the woods and frozen lake
      The darkest evening of the year.

      He gives his harness bells a shake
      To ask if there is some mistake
      The only other sound’s the sweep
      Of easy wind and downy flake.

      The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
      But I have promises to keep,
      And miles to go before I sleep,
      And miles to go before I sleep.

  3. who are you? I’m very lonely because I feel like no one else sees how oppressed they are, are are happy to continue on living their fake lives being told how to eat and how to breath and how to think and how to feel. Even most people who disagree with authority don’t seem to recognize the full depth of the deception, the full depth of their false reality. Are there more people who get it?

  4. You are a tool. Your bizarre delusions of grandeur are concerning. I would seek medical attention.

  5. PerfectScams loves PerfectScams.

    Give it a rest mate you are so up your own aris it’s unbelievable, nobody gave a shit about you and your services in the vendor forum on SR1 or 2 or anywhere else.

    Full of your own shit

  6. bullshit alert, this site has really gone downhill

  7. Popinjay!

    PS, not sure why DDW has given you a platform, they obviously do not know how much you exaggerate your importance. Self awareness has never touched you at all has it?

    Did you tell them you were a master forger or a scanner operative?

    We know the truth, wanker.

  8. The guy makes a good point. \we need to be united! what’s wrong in that? i am sick of scammers and bullshit markets. You can;t rely on anyone anymore.

  9. tell us your idea ?
    the DNM markets are secure enough , but people especially the Sellers ALL need use Multisig escrow only ! but people are too lazy and don’t want to dedicate 10 minutes and learn how to use it … ALL you need forget the Regular escrow

  10. I will never be convinced buying from a vendor over somebody else’s communication platform is safer than a good person known for many years, and can be looked in the eye and held to standard.
    Sorry this all sounds nice but I don’t believe it’s safer or less expensive, that much is clear.

  11. This is one of the most illiterate articles I’ve seen, and having read it twice I’m still not sure what the point of it is. It comes off as a drug induced rant without any point or purpose? Deepdotweb – why did you publish this?

    PS: you think you are a very important person clearly – though most of us have never heard of you. Deflate your ego, learn to use spell check. Don’t write things which high, and try to make at least a little bit of sense.

  12. Here’s an idea to stop the vendor exit scams at least:

    Take a percentage of all profits and put it toward the vendor bond, eventually building up thousands of dollars over the hundreds of sales.

    This would create an incentive to leave without scamming.

  13. Judging by the amount of shill shit being thrown it would seem Perfect has a hit a few nerves.
    This guys rep is long, strong and golden all over the game. Unlike the cunts throwing the shit.

    Do you have any idea how trusted this player is ? and by who ?

    Having dealt with PS since BMR on some very sensitive jobs, trust me this is one of the few names in this game you can trust.

    You fucking shill pussies never change, never grow, never learn.

  14. Count me in!
    This planet is falling apart.

  15. Excellent hash work Perfect Scans, it looks to be a solid copy.

  16. “While they protect the child rapers, and pursue us as criminals, using their profits from drugs, fraud, extortion and weapons sales to fund their crusade.”

    Wait, what? Pedo sites are shut down quicker and more often than darknet markets are.

  17. point the finger and there are always three pointing right back at you. something to keep in mind if you are on the wrong side. fuck the system. and yes, fuck you “big brother”! fuck you very much! and thankyou for being so ignorant as to believe we dont know who you are and see what you do. we are coming and this time you are not going to be the ones dictating who has what options. it’s time. we are taking it back and you dddddk dd.ddddddddddddddddd kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk k llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll/ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss svvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

    shitfire i nodded off again. what was i saying?
    oh yeah-nobody is bulletproof, bitches. so give it up. time to give back, let it go, else it will be taken. kllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  18. this is topic from august 2015…

  19. I wanna see a “we are legion, expect us” thing at the end of this

  20. Hmmmm I think we need to get those 50up3r c007 0S from that one movie and go duck tape some phones together so they can’t track us when we rollerblade to central station…..

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